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crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
xsworninx:

my spirit animal

thymegatampon:

im so awful

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gaminginyourunderwear:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

I bet that’s his girlfriend’s system. 
fatshionprincess:

currently with Mr. Fig
Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

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ardnolalovexoxo:

My new piece its an elephant it needs a nameee🐘

enemaroberts:

this is honestly the best mobile theme I have ever seen

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randomfandemonium:

Jim Beaver just made the Ice Bucket Challenge haters sit down and shutup
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Disclaimer: You will probably cry when you watch the video